– As you know, I love having
nice things in my home, which is one of the reasons
I don’t have kids. In fact, I’m going to show you
more reasons in our segment Why I Don’t Have Kids. – [singing]
I knew you were trouble When you walked in So shame on me now Flew me to places
I’d never been – All right.
I know it’s a good song. Okay, Lori Sing from Cary,
North Carolina, sent this in. She says,
“My daughter Marissa was spending the day
at her aunt’s office. She made the mistake
of leaving her alone with the paper shredder. See? It’s also why I don’t have
a paper shredder. Look at the box of toys.
A whole box of toys. Paper shredder. Natasha Balance
from Ottawa, Canada. “Let’s paint,” she said.
“It’ll be fun,” she said. “Clean me up,” she said. You know, you can either
own paint or a child. You cannot own both. Someone named Anastasia
posted this on Instagram. “This is where my daughter
decided to sit.” “Oh, honey, stay right there.
Let me get the camera.” You’ve also sent it some
great videos of your kids, too. Here’s a few more reasons
why I don’t have kids. – What did you do
to Grammy’s bathroom? What’s that on
Grammy’s bathroom floor? Look at me. – [singing]
I’m trouble Yeah trouble now – What do you guys
have all on your face? – Makeup. – Yeah. You got some
of Mama’s makeup on. – You don’t touch Teddy.
Look at Mommy. Did you really
get into the finger-paints? – [laughing] – It’s not–
but it’s not funny. – Funny. – If you throw those
on the floor… Very bad. – Oh, boy. If your kids do something
that’ll make me glad that they’re not mine,
please send them to me. We’ll be right back. [cheers and applause]