*wapoosh* Top of the Mornin to ya ladies, my name is jacksepticeye And welcome back to Paint The Town Red™ *Dancing Fool 2017* ya’ll ready for some fucking electric boogy dancin Look at these sexy bastards, ok we’re in the doctor’s surgery That’s what this level is Hello 🙂 I would like to see Dr.Funk please You don’t fuckin smoke in the Doctor’s office. Goddamn. What are you in for? Ok you’re just a cop securing the place. What are you in for? Have to get the headphones surgically remove from your head, got it. You have a serious case of Jiggle Ass going on Understandable, my friend. It’s called twerking. You should use it for the dancin. *Dancin Idiot strikes again* I’m fucking feeling this. Again this sounds like a start of a fucking bad porno You have a serious case of gigantizm and anger face. I see why you’re at the doctors. And everybody else… you look fairly normal. Oh! Is that a patch on your arm? Heroine! Who else is in here to kill? Hello… Ok, why?! All I did was–Jesus someone is getting electricuted! All I did was fucking open the door! Is that enough for you to wanna kill me? Apparently so but only this dude. Fuck you! Fuck you! Oh god he didn’t die. Why? Oh they got spinny chairs! 🙂 Okay. Who wants a drink? Uh, not me! ‘Cause I got fucking nunchuckoo right now. I’m ready to kick some ass! Come here Come here ya chef bastard, Ima cook you up a serving of a fist on your face *ting* I know you guys wanna piece *ting* so, why don’t you fucking try it! You don’t even have an arm anymore *giggles* *laughs* He was like aaah Ok*giggles* These guys are just trippin on blood nyhaa! nyhaa! Nyaaaah I don’t like it, go away This is a doctor’s office, and the only thing being served up is PAIN! ok sit the fuck down. taking a fucking sit, babes Punch the head, punch he head, punch the head until he’s dead, that’s my motto oh he dead and he left me behind a souvenir Passed down through the Armstrong generations for years, Mr. Knife Knife to meet you motherfuckers come here Don’t hurt me! Just die like a respectable person! You guys having a good time? *BONK* *laughs* “You having a good time?” “BONK” Why don’t you take a seat? I’m Chris Hanson *bonk* Why don’t you– *chuckles*–why don’t you just take a seat A fucking seat to the face– AH, JESUS CHRIST, DUDE! Ah, fucking hell! What do you want? More chicken! When do you want it? RUN! Yeah, that’s right! I’ll take your fucking arms! You’ll never box again! The only thing you’ll be boxing is *misses* PACKAGES to your dead face! *to himself* Good one Jack! taste my cueball, bitch! *boop* *laughs* Nobody else seems to give a shit. I’m just gonna– Imma take a seat over here and just relax and watch the carnage play out This is nice! It’s nice I’m over here– I need to–need to pump up my seat tho *chair squeaks while Jack rises* There we go! EXCUSE ME, SIR! WOULD YOU LIKE TO TEST THE RIGIDITY OF THIS BRAND NEW CHAIR?!? ALL THE WAY FROM JACKATRONICS INCORPORATED We make the best chairs! Chairs that don’t break under the pressure of a head! *bonk* SEE?! 😀 I told ya! A WONDEROUS, AMAZING FEAT OF TECHNOLOGY and science The only chair that will make heads give way before the chair gives way to heads *bonk* SEE! 10/10! would sit! Oh gawd I–*chuckles* AND THE AMAZO JACKATRONICS CHAIR STICKS TO WALLS Have you ever wanted to sit PARALLEL to the floor?? *fumbles words* SIDEWAYS? 90 degrees to the floor? PERPENDICULAR TO THE FLOOR Sit perpendicular to any floor now with the Jackotronics’ Seat-O-Matic! *sings* everyone gets fuck’d! fuck’d fuck’d *still singing* Everyone must die today! slicin’ bitches in the face~! cuttin’ all their hair~ I am not~ qualified to~ cut hair~ But I am qualified TO FUCK PEOPLE OVER WITH CHAIRS That’s how I do not hair but chair you guys just keep on fighting there *bonk* Good job *BONK* Don’t fucking tase me, bro! Oh, yeah! How do you fucking like it?! How do you guys like to be electrified?! *panics* there’s more of them! fucking electric boogie! are you all dead? they’re all dead, I didn’t hear the snare drum GOOD LORD look at the amount of red in here there’s so much red and blue in here I might have to put on my old red and blue 3D glasses to be able to see where I’m goin’ think I might actually have a pair of them ah! *LET’S PLAY 2017* there we go, I can actually see it so much better now! everything looks like it’s in 3- looks like it’s coming right at me looks like it’s comin’ right a- I can just imagine the caption for this *LET’S PLAY 2017* (ur welcome jack) *laughs* the fight of the century is taking place right here stop it stop *t* stop it *t* *giggles* that’s not a knife this is a fuckin’ knife OH MY GOD literally just popped his head off holy fuck YEAH! oh god, you OK? He’s suffering a serious case of no face oh Jesus fuckin’ christ oh my God I fucked those guys up! come here *sounds of punching* die bitch! die bitch! OK, OK! let’s reacess the situation you- noooo FUCK! I’m a hit away from death and I don’t like it AHHHHH! DON’T KILL MEH BRO! *bonk* OHH! did I hit his body from outh from underneath him? outh? *repeats the same sentence but with a terrible lisp* BAH nooo FUCK y- BAH! fuckin’ bitch! come here, come here fucker, ahhh that’s it, I’m gettin’ ready to smite some assholes OK, his head just went flying just cause I like to play football with heads doesn’t make me a bad person hey guys! can you? can you fuckin’ not? yay! yay, why? why? fruck off! fuck off! ooh! I don’t like this! oh shit! oh I’m cornered like a fuckin rat in a sewer ! AHHHHHHH!! RUN! YYEEESS!!! the sneakiest stealthiest chicken shit man the world has ever seen you guys still fightin? Hello? there we go are you gonna fight me? SIT DOWN! you cock OK ah whoop stab. NICE! 9 enemies remaining. I’m about to be smiting some asswholes. just *gun loading and shooting* good k that’s fine if you don’t wanna die that’s cool. AAAUUUUUhhhhhh smite ready but smites not that helpful now FUCK!FUCK!FUCK! okay maybe this? *car sound* *slowmo gun shot* this takes fuckin forever! shoot em! YEEss! its not gonna kill me right? NOPE! SEE THIS IS THE FUCKIN PROBLEM WITH SMITE!!!! oh hi friend your just sittin on the toilet. oh no OH NO! ahhhhhh. that guy survived a lighting bolt from the heavens while he was taking a shit. I’m sorry but I might have to make a new religion to that new lord and savior GET OWRED BITCH!! DUDE! let let Delete repeated word me shake your hand on behalf of everybody let me shake your hand you are a credit to humanity right now. shittin and not even braking a sweat wait do you break a sweat when you shit? NOOOOO!! HE HAD A BIG ONE!!!! a big old dildo in his hand and he just smacked me across the face with it! *t* OHH MAN!! awwww I was doing so well there was only like three guys left. OK whoooo I got beaten to death by a chair this ones called Chicago roof walkers am I actually gonna be up on a roof? Cause that would be awesome if you could fuckling kick people off. good lord everybody died already. people are just falling off the roof. this is cool lookin *7 claps* sounds like a fockin 90’s rave up in here *jack being weird making random noise* oh god. am I actually supposed to be able to jump over this. OK first order of business! terunnamoo!! DUDE I FOKICNG MADE IT ARE YOU PROUD OF ME!!! IM FOKING PROUD OF ME THAT WAS LIKE Jackie Chan and rumble in the branks ge- get off…OH GOD!!! HIS HEAD JUST WHEN *fake blow up noise* this guy is just getting his jam on he’s just dancin well these guys are getting fucking swoll NICE fellas. OK you need to get off. HAHAHA AHHHHH!!! fuckin hell! go away go away. GGGOOOOO! away (tate) ah shit i might have locked myself in a predicament whole yyyeeeikes that punch hurt! oowwwww! eh- OHHHHH! oh everything’s gonna come up fucking tomato’s in a second. oowwwww!! I hate these guys! FUCK YOU!! YOU WHERE LOOKIN AT MEH WEIRD. K I’m out hhuuurraaaa!!! ohh I can actually survive if I go on the ground. thought if I fell off I die I’m OKAY its actually better down here there’s no one to attack me OHH! there was a whole fuckin collection of things over here this is just a block though but it looks kind of like a grenade. that would be cool if there was grenades BUT! fucking granddaddies shotguns over here dude lets mess some bitches up okay I’m gonna make the big jump again. aaaaaaHHHHHHHHHHHHH YYYEEESS!! i am the fuckin best now were are all my friends?? i cant even get out of the fuckin door there’s a stupit b- WHO PUT THIS HERE was that Petter? only a fucking idiot like Petter would put a box right there FUCK YOU!!! SUP! MOTHER FUCKERS!!! hhhhwwuurrraa FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOU NO GOD HOW ARE YOU ALIVE!? FUCK OFF!! how was he alive just now? he didn’t even have a face somethin REEAALLYY bad happened over here. HAHAHA somebody got absolutely melted i have an idea i can shoot these fuckers then i can sh- bounce them off with a shock wave. OH MY GOD you guys do not fuck around over here okay i need to shotgun you oooOOOOHHHHH shit ooOOHHHHH SHIT!! whoooh see ya later bitches nice I’m very close to death though i don’t like this HAHAHA LET ME PLAY YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE ITS CALLED FUCK OFF AND DIE! this guitar is out of tune o oh someone was hiding a trick or treat gifts everybody stand in a line theres very few shots and i wanna make them count fine fuck you! how do ya feel livin without your head oh wait your not livin anymore FUCK OFF! Is he dead? idk i didn’t hear my snare drum. MY GOOD MAN! scotch on the rocks please god been a hell of a day dude been out here trying to enjoy myself on my birthday ya know just havin fun everybody else wants to fuck me over its hard t- dude your never making my drink make it or i will shoot you *bam* i gave him a choice let nobody say that jacks not fair i don’t discriminate i don’t hate i just kill and I get killed apparently that’s fine I didn’t want to live oh oxygen I don’t need it. umm excuse me are you just sitting there with alcohol behind you bare buttockx naked holding a sword at your window livin the fuckin dream man can i come over there can only be oe cool man around here and its jack oh that didn’t kill you oh ahh fuck whats the point in shootin someone in the head if they aren’t gonna die you know what I’m saying nakes dude are you okay. HHUUUUURRRRRRAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! hello do you mind if i kill you i think some of them mind bu bye!! who wants to test my powers whhooohh that’s nice that’s a good feeling right there. What do you guys think? NO! well nobody fuckin asked ya anyway gimmi this guitar. OH hey i have a friend!! aww the pimp is my friend there’s a sentence i never thought id say but I’m glad i said it I’m glad i have a friend and a pimp. Alright how less do i get to other areas, okay down this way got it got it so if i just ahhhhh oh I’m comin friend oh IM GETTIN REEEAAAADDDYYYY!!!!! YEA AND ITS AWSOME I LOVE DOING THAT so if i just like a little bit of huu hhuh off you go bye. OKAY OKAY OKAY TIME OUT!!! fuckers oh that was a nice one fuck you … another shockwave ready dude I’m all about those shock waves. come on come at me come at me BITCHES!!!! dude i feal like a beast. WHAT THE FUCK!!! that dude had a basketball for a head, dude where you goin theres so many fuckin areas in this level uh you gonna fight all these guys okay, OKAY they they actually wanted to fight us you fuckin lead me into hell dude all i need is another shock wave and I’m good then I can start.. the massacre but its very hard to do that wen everyone wants you dead well okay I’m gonna leave this episode here that may be my favorite levels of paint the town red of, of out of all of them including some of the like developer made ones cuz i like the ones where your on rooftops where you can like shock wave and like knock a lot of people off so much fun to do and i like the verticality of that and hat you can hope all over the place and i like the platforming of it to like jumping across those boreds into different parts of the map thats awsome i really like that but anyway thank you guys so much for watching this episode if you liked it punch the like botton in the face… LIKE A BOSS AND high fives all around *whapsh* *whapsh* thank you guys and see all you dudes IN THE NEXT VIDEOS!!!!! *other videos and jacks theme song* THE FUTURE IS NOW!