The Division – Tactical Paintball Edition

The Division – Tactical Paintball Edition


Welcome to The Division paintball. Announcer: All right agent, here’s what we need from you a JTF squad is pinned down in Central Park’s primary compound. They’re being attacked from all sides by rioters. What your team needs to do is push the rioters out of the compound and start retaking that park. We don’t care how you do it, you’re weapons free for this one, so kill the rioters if you have to, but get those JTF units back to our safe house in the Northern Meadow. Good luck. Let’s go guys, let’s push up right side. Right in front of us, in the woods. Other Player: Yep, right in front of us here too, watch your right. That’s Socat, Socat coming down through the lowland. AlabasterSlim: What’s this how many we got in front? Do we want to move down there? Other Player: Yep. AlabasterSlim: Why don’t I smoke to our right? Other Player: If we can put a smoke right out over here. AlabasterSlim: Okay. Other Player: Smoke Out! Smoke Out! We can deal with that guys we can deal with this! AlabasterSlim: Myself, Mawntee, Rancid, and Yeti are pushing out from the main compound, directly into enemy combatants. Whoa! Fuck man, that went right over my head. Yeah, I know right there. To my left a little bit too. Fuck yes, got one. Other Player: Good man! Good toss! Good toss! One more down, one more down! AlabasterSlim: Right in the fucking head. Goddamn it. Moving up guys, moving up. Other Player: Push that side now! Push it all the way! AlabasterSlim: That’s a good one We got some in the hill? Mawntee (Eoin): Yeah, they’re shooting us, and we got some behind the dirt mound. AlabasterSlim: Okay, so what’s the plan Eoin? Mawntee: I have no idea. AlabasterSlim: You just came up here to get your gloves? Mawntee: I did. AlabasterSlim: Are they clean down there? I think we got enemies down there? Mawntee takes off towards the left to engage enemy in the nearby woods with the help of Yeti to clear our way forward. Mawntee: Hey wanna chill? Just cool down a little. AlabasterSlim: I don’t know, Eoin! Mawntee: Yeah? AlabasterSlim: Who’s behind that hill by Sheldon? Mawntee: All right! Where’s Sheldon? AlabasterSlim: I am out of smokes. I’m going to radio to Rancid real quick. You can see you guys in the woods up ahead Rancid this is Slim. We’ve moved down into the valley, uh to the south, I know you’re stuck, but if you can make your way here that’d be awesome I’m on my last mag as well. That’s in front of them. Let’s move up. We’re in defilade. Keep it low keep it low. Whoa, whoa, whoa, low, low, low. We go guys right in front of us over the hill. Go right up that hill right looking down on us at us are the guns. I mean, unless we put it close. Let me see, that’s a photographer man. That came from the hill, it didn’t come from there. Other Player: We got to go this way. AlabasterSlim: Yeah, we do. Other Player: Cover me. Mawntee: Guys keep pushing! Use the hill as cover! AlabasterSlm: With the way clear were able to send JTF forces directly to the safe house in front of us. Rancid is already there waiting for their arrival. Other Player: Hey, buddy Mawntee: All right, what’s going down here? Rancid: Get in. Hey guys, thanks so much for watching the video. I hope you enjoyed it. I put a lot of work into this one. It was a real labor of love Obviously, I’m really enjoying the division. I just haven’t had enough time to play it, been editing. So we’ll be getting back into that yeah. I’ve got patches for sale There’s a limited edition green one which I think is really cool. There’s only ever going to be 30 of those available to the public, and a red and black one which will be much larger distribution. So jump on those if you’d like. Thanks again for watching guys. I’ll see you next Monday peace.

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