Superman’s Sibling

Superman’s Sibling


>>HONEY, I THINK IT’S TIME WE TELL HIM HE’S
NOT OUR BIOLOGICAL SON.
>>WE CAN’T DO THAT. REMEMBER WE PROMISED WE WOULD
NEVER REVEAL HIS REAL PARENTS.>>I KNOW, BUT I THINK IT’S STARTING TO
HAVE A NEGATIVE EFFECT ON OUR OTHER SON.
>>OH NO, THAT’S JUST A LITTLE SIBLING RIVALRY.
>>ARE YOU SURE?>>OF COURSE I AM.
BOYS, COME DOWN FOR DINNER.>>HOW WAS YOUR DAY BOYS?
>>OH IT WAS ALL RIGHT. THE PRESIDENT CALLED AND HAD ME
PREVENT ANOTHER MASSIVE ALIEN INVASION SO…>>GOOD JOB CLARK.
>>WELL YOU KNOW IT’S THE SAME THING EVERYDAY FOR ME.
‘CAUSE I’M AWESOME.>>WELL WE ARE VERY PROUD OF YOU.
>>OH I ALSO FLEW UP INTO OUTER SPACE AND GRABBED THE MOON AND MOVED IT OVER TO
SHIELD US FROM A GIANT METEORITE.
>>GOOD FOR YOU!>>I KNOW.
>>WELL HOW ABOUT YOU MATT?>>COME ON TELL US WHAT YOU DID TODAY SWEETHEART.
[MUMBLING]>>WHAT WAS THAT?>>I MADE THE TRACK TEAM.
[LAUGHING]>>OH! OH THAT IS WONDERFUL!
>>YEAH WAY TO GO SON!>>CONGRATULATIONS BROTHER!
YOU MUST BE PROUD.>>MY COACH WAS IMPRESSED HE SAID
I’M REALLY FAST. [MOCKING]>>HEY DO YOU GUYS
REMEMBER WHEN I WAS ON THE TRACK TEAM. THE COACH WOULD SHOOT THE
STARTING GUN AND I’D RACE THE BULLET? I ALWAYS WON.
>>YEAH DID YOU WEAR THOSE LAME TIGHTS TO THE MEETS TOO?
>>OKAY, BOYS, THAT’S ENOUGH.>>HEY MAYBE WHEN I’M DONE SAVING
THE EARTH I CAN COME FLY ON OVER TO ONE OF YOUR MEETS BECAUSE I CAN FLY!>>CLARK!
>>WELL AT LEAST I DON’T WEAR THE WORST DISGUISE EVER.
NEWS FLASH! EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR SECRET IDENTITY.
>>YEAH, NO DUH. YOU’D THINK I WOULD WANT TO DO ALL
THOSE THINGS AND NOT TAKE CREDIT FOR IT?
I’M NOT AN IDIOT LIKE BATMAN. OH I WEAR THE MASK TO PROTECT MY
FRIENDS. OH MY PARENTS DIED!>>NO, THAT’S INSENSITIVE.
COME ON CLARK.>>WELL AT LEAST WHEN HE SAVES A
CITY HE DOESN’T KNOCK DOWN EVERY BUILDING IN THE PROCESS.
>>OKAY… THAT’S A LOW BLOW.
>>MAYBE THE “S” STANDS FOR STUPID.>>AH!
MAYBE YOU STAND FOR STUPID. DANG IT!
WHY DON’T YOU COME ON UP HERE LITTLE MAN AND SHOW ME
HOW TOUGH YOU REALLY ARE?>>NO, THERE WILL BE NO HITTING AT THE TABLE.
>>DON’T WORRY MOM, THEY DON’T CALL ME MAN
OF STEEL FOR NOTHING. [SMACK]>>OH!
YOUR PITHY SLAPS ARE LIKE A SUMMER’S BREEZE. [SMACK]>>SWEET JUSTICE LEAGUE,
HOW ARE YOU HITTING SO HARD?>>KRYPTONITE.
>>OH! THAT’S IT.
I’M USING MY LASER BEAM VISION AND GIVING YOU PREMATURE
MALE PATTERNED BALDNESS.>>NO! NO!
>>THAT’S ENOUGH. SIT DOWN! I DIDN’T WANT TO DO THIS,
BUT YOUR MOTHER IS RIGHT.
IT’S TIME WE TELL YOU THE TRUTH. SON, YOU’RE ADOPTED.
>>I KNEW IT! I KNEW YOU COULDN’T BE MY BIOLOGICAL BROTHER!
EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW.>>NO MATT, CLARK ISN’T ADOPTED,
YOU ARE.>>WHAT?
WHAT? YOU’RE BOTH SUPER HEROES TOO?
>>EVERYONE ON EARTH’S A SUPERHERO EXCEPT YOU.
>>OH! YEAH!

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