RT Life – Rooster Teeth Olympics: Rio Rifles

RT Life – Rooster Teeth Olympics: Rio Rifles


Welcome to the 2nd Event of the Rooster Teeth Summer Games Many people don’t know that shooting is legitimately an Olympic sport So… We’re riffing on it. With human targets Uh… My strategy is that I’m a bred Texan. Been shooting guns since I was like – before I could walk or talk So, like. No, it ain’t no thing. I’ve been a paintball enthusiast for 5 years, so. They’re gonna get fucked. So, part of me really wants to just to aim for Caleb’s body more than the targets. So, I’m trying to weigh my options: if I wanna actually try to compete in this… … Or just bring pain to Caleb. So each shooter will get 1 minute to shoot as many of these guys as they can. They’ll get points based upon the value on the target. The more points they get; the better they have a chance at winning! We’ll see who wins in the end! Alright! We’re gonna count down from 3! On your marks! 3…2…1… Blastoff! I’m sorry Caleb! …. Uh-Oh. Oh, shit! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4 – – I’m out – 3, 2, 1… That went well. That one is my proudest! On Stan That one’s still coming… Mariel’s a meanie. A complete meanie! Mica has 105! Yeah! (Whispered) I’m not sorry for shooting Caleb 84 for Mariel Y’know… It’s alright… Alright, looks like it’s 121. Fuck yeah! See? It’s good strategy! 119, Mr Gus! … Good job. Yeah it was like… 198… …ish? (Caleb, off screen) 198?? Yeah! Alright! Canada! Canada! Alright! And with that: We have wrapped up the shooting competition! Now for the awards: The Gold: Goes to Canada! Silver is Adam! Woah! Woah! Barbara: Get it over the beard…
Adam: Thanks! And the Bronze: is Gus! (Booing (Goddammit Barb!))
Gus: Hey, that’s not very Olympic… (Singing in Canadian)
Oh, Beavertales, My home and native poutine, True Major Hockey With all our Tim Horton’s, That we drink… … That it?
Adam: It’s good!
Gus: It’s a very stereotypical… Gus: … uh National Anthem…

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