Paintball Hold-Up

Paintball Hold-Up


>>YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON’T THINK YOU GUYS GOT THE GUTS TO PULL
THE TRIGGER.>>DON’T PUSH YOUR LUCK MAN. I’M NOT AFRAID TO USE THIS THING.>>HOW LONG DO YOU THINK WE HAVE BEFORE HE REALIZES THAT’S JUST A PAINTBALL GUN?>>I’VE CALLED THE COPS AND THEY’RE ON THEIR
WAY SO WE JUST HAVE TO KEEP HIM BUSY FOR A FEW MINUTES UNTIL THEY GET HERE. JUST PLAY ALONG.>>WHAT WAS THAT?>>NOTHING. WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST GUY WHO BROKE INTO OUR HOUSE.>>YEAH. MY HUSBAND BIT OFF HIS HAND AND THEN MADE
HIM LOOK AT IT AND THEN SLAPPED HIM FOR DAYS->>OKAY HONEY, HONEY. I LOVE YOU, BUT LET ME HANDLE THIS.>>OKAY.>>YOU KNOW WHAT? I’M NOT AFRAID OF YOU GUYS. I’M JUST GOING TO WALK RIGHT OUT OF HERE. OW! OW! I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY DID IT. OH! IT HURTS SO BAD. I’M GOING TO KILL YOU.>>DON’T MOVE! OR I’LL SHOOT YOU AGAIN!>>COME ON MAN! JUST LET ME GO! THE MOST VALUABLE THING YOU GOT IN THIS DUMP IS A 1998 DEL LAPTOP.>>THAT IS AN ANTIQUE. NOW YOU’RE SEVERELY INJURED SO JUST WAIT THERE AND WHEN THE COPS ARRIVE THEY’LL GIVE YOU THE PROPER MEDICAL ATTENTION.>>OH MAN, I CAN HARDLY FEEL IT ANYMORE. THAT CAN’T BE A GOOD SIGN.>>YEAH, UH, YEAH THE BULLET WENT STRAIGHT THROUGH KID. YOU GOT LUCKY.>>WHAT? I NEED TO SEE. DON’T TURN AROUND!>>AH! OW! YOU SHOT ME AGAIN ARE YOU KIDDING ME?>>YOU GAVE ME NO CHOICE.>>WHAT KIND OF SICK PSYCHO-PATH SHOOTS A MAN TWICE IN THE BACK FOR PETTY THEFT?>>THE MORE YOU PANIC THE MORE YOU BLEED.>>I’M BLEEDING?>>OH, YOU GOT ME GOOD. MY BLOOD IS BRIGHT YELLOW. WHAT ORGAN DID YOU HIT?>>THE APPENDIX.>>WHAT? THAT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE. I HAD MINE REMOVED WHEN I WAS 12.>>TOO MANY QUESTIONS!>>AH!>>THAT SEEMS EXCESSIVE.>>HOW AM I STILL ALIVE?>>LISTEN, WE ARE ALL UNDER A LOT OF STRESS.>>THAT’S FOUR SHOTS TO THE BACK. I MUST HAVE SOME SORT OF QUICK HEALING POWER.>>DON’T MAKE ME SHOOT YOU AGAIN.>>LOOK! THE WOUNDS HAVE COMPLETELY HEALED THEMSELVES. NOW THEY JUST LOOK LIKE REALLY BAD WELTS. I’M THE NEXT WOLVERINE BABY.>>HONEY, HONEY JUST LET HIM GO.>>NO. IT’S TOO LATE FOR THAT. WE’RE PASSED THE POINT OF NO RETURN.>>I’M TAKING YOU DOWN. [SCREAMING]>>FREEZE!>>DON’T MOVE OR WE’LL SHOOT!>>GO AHEAD! I CAN TAKE IT!>>NO! NO, LISTEN TO THEM. THEIR GUNS ARE DIFFERENT.>>FOOLISH HUMANS. NO BULLETS CAN DEFEAT ME. AH! OH, YOU THINK YOU’VE WON MORTALS? WAIT UNTIL MY CLAWS GROW IN AND I BREAK THE PRISON WALLS AND SEEK OUT MY REVENGE?>>ALL RIGHT. STOP RIGHT THERE! [GUN SHOT]>>OH NO!>>AH! OH, IT HURTS SO MUCH WORSE NOW! OH MAN! APPARENTLY MY LEG MUSCLE DOES NOT HAVE THE QUICK HEALING POWER.>>JUST STOP SCREAMING WE’LL GET YOU TO A HOSPITAL.>>SILVER LINING GUYS. MY BLOOD IS NO LONGER BRIGHT YELLOW!

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