‘PAINTBALL, GETTING SHOT IN THE NECK!’ TONY JUNIOR VLOG #23

‘PAINTBALL, GETTING SHOT IN THE NECK!’ TONY JUNIOR VLOG #23


Boys and girls, I welcome you to a new vlog. Vlog #23. Oh, I farted. In vlog #23 I will go… …play paintball… …get pie… …and do a show in Atlantic City. Thanks for watching. I’m gonna work in my studio. A very good American afternoon. We’re still in Indiana, Granger. Michigan’s border. We’re gonna play with some paintball guns. We just bought clothes, but I forgot to take the camera. So we’ll go… So we’ll go into the woods there, let me zoom in. We’ll go play paintball. It’s gonna be heavy, with lots of mosquitos, lots of crap… Little space to move around, but it’ll be fun. It took Bryan ten minutes to get this hoodie on. We are ready. I put a T-shirt down my trousers, so don’t think my dick is
that big. It is quite big, but not that big. Jesus. For protection. Everybody’s ready. Ok guys, let’s do a testrun to see if they work and
how much it hurts. I’ll hold this and Big Belly Bryan will shoot at my back. You’re a dirty little bitch. We just discussed the rules. We’re finally ready, we got kicked out of the woods. Some dick came and said we weren’t allowed there. So he kicked us off his property. So we’ll start now in a cornfield. Less shelter but fuck it. It’s a little less fun, because we haven’t got
that many options. But we’ll just start running in a minute. And we’ll see, fuck it! Victory for the Dutch, think smart, trojan horse.*not the Dutch version of Are you sleeping Brother John,
but a nursery rhyme about food.* Guys, we’re going to get the best… Good morning guys. It’s Friday and today we leave. I have a show in Atlantic city tonight. I still need to wake up. I had such a good time. I felt like one of the kids these days. Part of the family, so sweet. I hope Isaac liked the fact that we stayed over. After being in touch over Skype for a year… …and helping him with studio stuff. So yeah… I got a very good feeling about this. Hopefully he’ll come and visit us soon. Look at this. So beautiful. I’m gonna take a quick shower, because we have to
leave in one hour. To the airplane. We’re boarding and we’re at the back of the plane. Next to the toilet. It stinks. The nice aroma of piss. Dude, it smells like shit here. Here’s the toilet. Guys, we’re off to Atlantic City via Detroit. Nice short flights. Slowly towards home. I’ll try and sleep a bit. I had such a good time with Isaac and his family. His mom and his brothers, so much fun. I’ll tell you more later. Shout out to Skyteam. Delta Air France, KLM. And to Bryan.
-And to Bryan. For all these upgrades to comfort. But then again, we are a Gold and Platinum member. So… but still. Look at this. We’re now headed to Philadelphia and then a hour drive
to Atlantic City. Tonight in Haven, see you guys soon. Bryan will spend a lot of money tonight. Oh guys, I dozed off for about an hour. We’re finally outside, so I can smoke. Two times before, they picked us up in a limo. A really cool one. And like today, they weren’t on time before. So we’ll see if I can show you. It’s so hot here. Al these mosquito bites and it’s like thirty degrees Celsius. Jesus, knock it off. The limo broke down, but… …an Escalade will do just fine. Guys, I honestly don’t think I have ever had this many
mosquito bites all over my body. Look at just my legs, and they are all over, my back, my head. I don’t know if you guys can see, but here I’ve got three. Here are some more. Look. One. Here’s a big one, two. Three. In my tattoo, four, five. Six, seven. Eight. And then I have some more on my achilles heel and toes. It continues on this leg. It’s driving me insane. Here are some more and I scratch them in my sleep. Here’s one. It’s not normal. I don’t think I could live there. Tonight Atlantic City, Bryan will gamble. I’m gonna take a nice bath and soak. And wake up. These are the rooms! Hey, fatty, how are you? No bath and that’s a bit of a let down. I’ll take a nice dump here. View, oh no wait, first the minibar. It’s a pretty big one. Oh nice! Pretty. And if you look at this window from out there… …you’ll see my head on there tonight. At least that’s what they did last time, so crazy. Your own face on a building. Hello.
-We’re getting food. Say, come!
-Come! Let’s eat! Are you happy? Right in front of the fish. We’re going to have a sushi fest. This is gonna hurt. It’s prepared right under your nose. Plate number one. For eenie meenie Tony. You will not be able to finish this, not even half. Are you willing to bet? Bryan, how much did we spend on this food? $183! That’s a lot of money. That means there is about $40 worth still on your plate. What a bitch! Asking for a tip. So I say, honey, I’m the DJ and I don’t carry cash. I’m getting paid by the club that is next door. It’s one big… what a stupid chick. Giving me a look like… …this sucks. The food was good. Well… …we are ready. I just won $20.
-O, yeah. Bryan for once didn’t lose. I thought let’s go white. How cool. Thumbs up, subscribe. And what else… o yeah. Comments.

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