MIKO’S SATURDAY NIGHT EPISODE: BLIND DATE AGNES Tonight I am having a blind date with a girl that I met on Twitter This is the first time we will meet each other and I have a very genius tactic So to make you look better, you have to bring someone that is uglier than you I have found the perfect man for the job So I have to go with you on your blind date? Yes, a blind date Nah, it’s no good for me Did you forget what happened the last time I was with you on your blind date? Romantic, isn’t it? Like us, right? Rian, do I REALLY have to be here? There’s a lot of mosquitoes here So you will be the prey not us I will ask Agnes to bring her friend for you Who knows you two will connect, right? Is she hot? I don’t know either because we haven’t met Is Agnes hot? Usually a hot girl has hot friends around her I haven’t seen Agnes’ real face because she doesn’t use her photo for her Twitter avatar She uses the picture of Super Junior
(Super Junior is South Korean boyband) Which one does she use? Kangin? Donghae? Siwon?
(These are the names of Super Junior members) Kangin Oh her taste is not bad Why some people do not use their own photo on Twitter? Same like you, right? Ehhmm….. Mas Anca! Tonight I will meet a girl Ready for the usual thing we do, okay? Okay, sir If something happened, let say my car broke down You know where to pick me up right? Yes sir This means high-five I’m ready sir Every time Mas Rian goes on a date I am ready to be his saviour So if the date becomes boring (The girl can’t stop talking)
Mas Rian will text me and then I will call him to tell something urgent (phone ringing) Wait a minute Hallo? Argh! SERIOUSLY? I am ready to be called by Mas Rian tonight since his date never successful Errr…Mik I think you are a little bit overdressed Am I? Yesss… you really look like that you’ve spent too much time on clothes Girls hate that kind of thing They prefer the “less care” type of a guy So I have to change? Wear plain T-shirt okay? Oh I know! Wear that pajamas which you haven’t worn for 6 years You’ll look awesome! Girls will be all over you Sometimes just having an ugly friend isn’t enough He must look shabby as well Your hair should look messy a little bit This is to groomed then your eyes should look sleepy Not closed, open ’em a little bit more Act like you don’t care Am I ready? Yes you are If we have a survey about your look 9 out of 10 girls will say that you don’t care about your look 9 out of 10? how about the last girl? The last girl? She cares the least, so she doesn’t even join the survey What? Let’s go We have arrived here, should we meet her now? Be cool, no need to hurry Mik, I just saw an angel Thanks dude! Not you, stupid! Shoot! She is in the cafe next door She can’t be Agnes Have you got any pen or paper there? (I’M RIAN. ADD ME B62E31X) That’s how you roll, baby! Have they arrived yet? Let me call her (phone ringing) Hallo? Rian? Oh you are already here? I’m still on my way I…am….lo..sing..sig…nal Change of plan, Mik Rian? I’m not Agnes (hanging up) She has dark hair. I don’t want that The geography teacher that I hate the most in primary school had dark hair For me? It’s the science teacher You go there and say Rian can’t make it Why me? Because she’s heard my voice already What if she asks me to pay for her food? This! Still…why me? I will give you IDR 200.000 (USD 15) Okay I’m gonna tell her! (door bell ringing) Mas Anca Hey Maemunah We’re still going to play chess right? Of course. We can play right there Okay then Mas Yes? What’s that? This is Mas Rian’s photo. I didn’t realise that was there this whole time From where I came from that means bad omen Really? Yes It is getting late But Mas Rian hasn’t texted me like he always does What if the date goes horribly wrong? or he got accident on the way there? Oh God! Hi Yes? Rian? So here’s the thing… Hey I’m sorry I’m late… Rian? I am Agnes So here’s the thing Is this really you, Rian? Why am I suddenly wanna hug you? This is Rian! I’m Rian! Finally! I can meet you! DARN IT! YEAAAAHHH!!! Who goes first? Mas Anca you go first In chess, the white always goes first Really? You never play chess, do you? Yes I’ve played chess before Check! (checking his phone) Mas, why do you keep checking your phone? I promised to help Mas Rian He said that he would call I have a bad feeling about it Don’t worry about it. He must be having a blast right now with his date (laughing hard) (phone ringing) Mik, I’m going there You tell them that I’m Rian, okay? Ehmm…we’ll talk later..tomorrow (hanging up) Where were we? (laughing) I can’t reach Mas Miko either I have a bad feeling about this Mas Anca, I had a strange dream last night What dream? I got bitten by a snake and the snake was drinking Kopi Luwak
(Kopi Luwak is rare and the most expensive coffee in the world) I think the snake is Mas Rian and Kopi Luwak….is the symbol of Mas Rian is in difficulties because it’s difficult to find the authentic Kopi Luwak Really? All of these bad omens…it means Mas Rian could be in danger As a responsible housekeeper, I wil save Mas Rian (chatting) Hello..my name is….
Miko! This is Miko So this is Miko Rian’s housemate who still can’t pee straight, right? But he’s not as ugly as you told me he was So here’s the thing, Agnes…Miko…. No! I’m Rian Rian? What is this? I was going here with…Miko… When we were in the parking lot,
he tripped and got his head injured No Agnes, I’m the real Rian. I can prove it I will show you my ID My wallet? Rian himself once told me “We have to fight for love, even with our friends” I don’t understand that
I lost my dictionary You better take a sit now Whoever the real Rian, I’ve lost my feelings toward you How could you do such thing to me! So tell me! Who is the real Rian among you two! – Me! –
– Me! – From all of you here, where is Rian! Is it true that he entered this place? Yes it’s true sir From the two of you, tell me who is Rian! – Him! –
– Him! – So who is the real Rian here? – Me! –
– Me! – WHICH ONE? – Him! –
-Him!- I’m telling you I will give you one more chance! From you two, who is the real Rian?! What’s happening here? – He’s Rian! –
– He’s Rian! – Hi dude! His full name is Rianto Martino His hobby is to stalk his ex’s Twitter account and hasn’t brushed his teeth for two days My bad feeling was right