What happens when 800 of the world’s most elite footballers and their managers live together under one roof Players stop being polite and start getting real This is The Champions Nice suit Are you Marcelo’s new tax attorney? I am speaking at charity event tonight And you’re wearing this? Uh..da? OK hold on I need to make a call So today we’re going to be helping one of the greatest playmakers in the game Luka Modric I love Luka Luka is one of the most entertaining creative footballers on the pitch but off the pitch he could use a little bit of help And that’s where we come in Hey, there he is! Luka, what’s good, my man? Hello I understand you have to give a big talk at the charity dinner tonight Charity events are a great opportunity to build your brand and to get great press Luka’s gotta take advantage of that and we’re here to show him how Ugh. What is this shirt? Checkers? Ugh, gross OK, you just offended all of Croatia Ooh! Haha Wassap! Er, please take that off Luka’s style of dress should reflect his style of play Sharp, creative, unpredictable! Er, I don’t know about this I know what your problem is You need a neck tattoo Come here! OK show me your celebration OK Uh Yea! Just after a goal is the best time to take the focus away from your team and on to you But without a signature celebration it’s like, why even score? Now that Luka’s got his on-the-field celebration down I need to show him how to celebrate OFF the field Yo man who are are these bobos? That’s my wife and my kids Luka’s a family man and I respect that I just want to expand his family to include a few influencer models and maybe an American rapper Luka, I want you to meet Tyga Sup fam Uh…hello I don’t know who this weird ass Owen Wilson-looking dude is but they’re paying me 10 grand a day so f–k it So Luka’s got great hair but he can do so much more with it Now THAT’s a Galactico Wow, you may not be a striker but you look STRIKING Oh, you’re going to kill it tonight So remember if I can go from refugee to Galactico so can you! So you guys have any questions? Yes, you? What is Sergio Ramos like? Uh What was it like playing with Ronaldo? Um Do you know Messi? What? Do you know Lionel Messi? Uh Oh no, he’s dying up there What is this? They still don’t care about him Uh oh I think we need to bring in the big guns It’s-a me Mario! B-B-B-Balotelli! Everyone gets a firework!