Is It A Good Idea To Microwave Paintballs?

Is It A Good Idea To Microwave Paintballs?


Captioning by YT user thebestdayeversong. Hello, and Welcome to “Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This?” I am your host, Jory Caron. And I am your sidekick, Riley Mcllwain. America’s pass-time, shooting stuff! Like with these paintballs here, donated by AirsoftSniper727. I think it’s time for me to put these in the microwave. And I think it’s time to call Homeland security, again. So, Uh, We’re going to stick you in the microwave. All hands to the deck. Nobody likes roasted nuts. [Boom]
(All): Whoa! [Fire Extinguisher Woosh] Let’s get outta here!
Ventilation is key. What are you doing?! Put that out! Does it still work? You’re dumb. The masks! They do nothing. Stopping, stopping! Should I get the fire extinguisher? No! Two Point Five! [Door close, saying title] [microwave beep] Let’s find out, here at the Jory Caron Laboratory, safety is our number one concern. And that’s why we hide behind this giant tin foil shield. It’s to protect our nuts, because nobody likes roasted nuts. (Jon)
Wow you got through the whole line. Wait, usually isn’t there more nuts to be protected? (Jon)
No, I just see you. When was the last time we saw Riley? [Patow] We also have this fan to circulate the air, and as always the G.E. turntable microwave oven, Jackie. And she is one of the most beautiful microwave — (Jon)
Jack-alicious! Jack-alicious? Jack-amazing! (Jon)
Jack-amazing. Jack-atastic, Jack-attack. (Jon)
Jack…-rific. Okay, I will just put the paintballs in there. [Paintballs hitting plastic] (Jon)
Aw, dude! You just made a sticky mess! (Jory)
How is it sticky? (Jon)
Oh, I’m sorry, I was looking five minutes into the future. (Jon)
Like that Nicholas Cage movie that no one saw from 2007. (Jory)
Yeah, I don’t even know what you’re referencing. (Jon)
Yup! No one does! Okay, so how long should I put it in there for. (Jon)
You’re the scientist! How ’bout popcorn! Because they’re– [Microwave fan starts] Oh [beep] Apparently that is set to auto, to go off. Okay, so let’s get out of here. [Patow] The paintballs are just standing there. We can kinda see that. I know when I put popcorn in there, it doesn’t start doing anything until 45 minutes. (Jon)
Well, do you think paintballs will be anything like popcorn? (Jory)
Absolutely. (Jon)
They both compound words and start with the letter P, but what else do they have in common? (Jon)
I saw a little spark, but I don’t think it’s the paintballs. (Jory)
I think it’s a part of the Robosapien. (Jon, like Schwarzenegger)
Robosapien! Where is John Conner? Then again, these things may be exploding from the bottom, we have no idea, really. (Jon)
Can you see em? (Jory)
No, not really. (Jon, like Schwarzenegger)
Time is expired! [Microwave beep] (Jory)
Let’s go. (Jon)
Let’s do it. [Patow] [Fan circulating air] Yeah. Aw, dude! It looks like egg! It looks like a breakfast omelet with little nuggets of [beep] in it. Yeah, it actually looks like something from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. (Jon)
I was going to say it looks like an alien being on Star Trek. (Jon)
Oh, [beep]k, don’t get that near my camera, that is nasty! Ohhhh! Yeah, that is nasty, isn’t it! (Jon)
Dude! Come on, man! I am about to vomit, that’s one of the nastiest things, I think we’ve ever seen on the show. That is pretty gross. (Jon)
I mean, the fact that the paintball shells look like little sh[beep]t’s does not make it any better. This is actually pretty cool. (Jon)
Ugghh! You have to think about all the things that could happen here, when you’re playing paintball, you wanna hit your opponent. Do you want to just hit your opponent, or do you hit em with a nasty omelet with sh[beep]t in it. I think they’ll be more pissed if you hit em with this. I would rather be hit with a normal paintball, than that. (Jon)
You could find a way to take “Vomit omelets” and chunk’s of sh[beep]t and launch it out of a gun, (Jon)
Congratulations! If you look over here you can see some paintball splatter, from when it went off. Some right here. (Jon)
Paintball splatter! That’s you’re paintball right there. So is it a good idea? Absolutely! I think everyone out there in the world should put paintballs in a microwave. And that’s about it for “Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This?” I am your host, Jory Caron. Hello, and welcome to [saying title]. This? I was going to say “them.” I am going to put them in my microwave. I am going to call home lamb security again! Did you just say home shlam? I said home lamb! Hello, and welcome to [saying title], I am your host, Jory Caron. And I’m you host, Riley Mcllwain. What?! No I am not!
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