Immersion – Mass Effect | Rooster Teeth

Immersion – Mass Effect | Rooster Teeth


Don’t try this at home. [Laughs] You look great. I’m Jessica Vasami. I am the production coordinator on Mass Effect Immersion, sponsored by EA. This has a mass effect on me, boy. Tyler! Man, you are not holding back. We have Patrick Matthews. He’s actually one of our coordinators, but he’s just super awesome. It’s a little suit. Look at him, look at him in his little suit. You look like an actual, uh… …space… Spaceman. …military… What’s going on? Uh, the lens in the helmet is fogging up. It’s always really exciting whenever you find out the thing during the shoot that’s going to make your stomach drop out of your butt. [Laughs] Action! I knew that there were some bad guys around. I had to hide. ‘Cause I didn’t want to get shot. What are we doing now? Oh, we’re doing the intro now. We’re going to see our lab rats in their space suits. You look good! Thanks. I always get the same wardrobe. Yeah, you do actually. I just get this. Spruce it up, what color do you want? Why are we wearing protective goggles? ‘Cause there’s paintballs on set. Let’s be effective and safe. Okay, that’s better. Still not ideal. Oh, now that you’ve said that. That’s… That’s… Ready to do this thing? Yeah. Felling good? Okay. Yeah. Alright. Good luck. I’m going to shoot Gavin in the dick. Alright, this is a bad situation. It’s so weird, because he looks like, you look heroic. This is how I’m going to fight. You don’t need your vision, right? Might as well get shot in the fucking face, I don’t care. How many times have you guys been hit by the paintballs? Once. So I guess it’s his turn. This is for heat. That’s what he keeps saying. You keep coming over here and filming me. I’m wondering if you have ulterior motives. Is that all I am, a piece of meat to you? Is this what you want to see? If your shirt wasn’t open, this wouldn’t happen. That is massively inappropriate. Oh god, not this again.

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