What’s up, what’s up? What are we doing today? We’re paintballing! Yes, we’re playing paintball. Have you been paintballing before? I have. Have you? I have. With a better gun than rentals, though… Oooh! John, the trick is to not die. As long as you don’t lose, you’ll win. Solid advice. It’s an airsoft gun. You can’t use an airsoft- So we’ve arrived at the paintball field We’re about to get started. These people have not played paintball before. Uh… sure! Is it on? Yeah, it’s on. If you guys look on the side of your gun here, You’ll see a little black button. That means you’re ready to fire. That’s good. You can use these sights to aim first, And then once you see where the ball is going then you can adjust where you want to aim. Hey, bro exercise gun safety. Never point your barrel at a thing you don’t intend to shoot. I intend to shoot you later. Right side? Yo, let’s stretch up. Stretch? Oooh. Oooh yeah. Get them legs. Don’t stay in the same place either, then they’ll find out where you are. *Sound horn* Yooo! Alright. Move up, move up. Alright, I’m moving up. Woah.. I just saw one like buzz by. I’m gonna mo- Over there! Left side, left side! Yeah, I can’t get an angle from here. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Got one… Hit! Hit! Hit, hit, hit! Oh my goodness! Ouch! Oh, you got shot in the butt? Yeah.. Somebody kept shooting me even though I.. As soon as you crawled up, they were like bam bam bam bam bam Yeah! I was like, hit hit hit hit! Did you run out of ammo? Or do you still have ammo left? No, I still have a lot of ammo. What?! Wait, what did you do the whole game? What the heck? I was shooting! I ran out in like five minutes. Yeah, are we outnumbered by a lot? We’re outnumbered. Not in spirit. Let’s go. Yo, is that someone else? Did you see that? I don’t see it… Oh, yeah that’s a person. He can’t shoot through the branches, though. Oh! Hit! Hit! Dude, what the.. I thought I was behind a tree! You look very clean. I want to change that. Split up into two teams of six… *Sound horn* Oh, rip. Go for it! Oh, Deborah just fell. Should I move up, or what? I’m kinda scared to move up. Me too. Samantha says there’s a lot of people. I don’t see anyone, that’s why I’m scared. Over there! Left side, left side! Where are they? No, there’s a guy right here! There’s a ditch. Look at this tree and look right there. I see it! Yo, he got hit, he got hit. Alright. Right side! Dangit! Oh, got him! Christian, watch out. They see you. You don’t say? I’m out, too. I’m out. I got three people, though. Finally, I got you! You were the one that got me? I finally got you. Alright, it’s like payback. Not orange, not orange team… White team? Team naked. TEAM NAKED! We have to get a better strategy. They just stick together. Those girls. And then Deborah has one eye. So… And you kind of need depth perception to aim… I dunno, last time I went there, they were like *Sound horn* Oh, ok. Woah. Hit! Yeah…. Ellen, what are you doing? Move over there! I got hit in the face. I got hit in the back. Oh! Oh wait, are you ok? Is it on? Now it is. Hi. *Sound horn* Oh. I’m going left. Get into cover! Suppress for Joey! GO! Conserve ammo. Yo, he’s out! He’s out! Adam’s out! Let’s go this way. They are coming already. I’m already moving. Moving. Let’s go! Cover me. I’m moving up. Alright, I got you. Yo, they’re out, they’re out! They raised their hands. Watch out, over there! You see him? Got him, got him. Yo Alex Ham, over there- Oh, shoot. Noo! I’m out of gas. Can you give me your ammo? Yeah, I’m out. Gimme that. Yo, you guys in? Oh wait, oh. They’re our team. Dan Tsai. Who got Dan Tsai? Uh… We did. As soon as the last guy gets out, we just turn on each other, okay? *Everybody* No! Ok, let’s get him out. Just get him out now. That’s Ham! That’s Ham! That’s Ham! Get him! *Scream* Oh! Oh, who was that? How did that even happen? Are you ok? There’s like, no recovery. OOH! Booty, booty in the butt, NOOOO! It’s ok, it’s ok!