Ends | Spaced | Series 1 Episode 7 | Dead Parrot

Ends | Spaced | Series 1 Episode 7 | Dead Parrot


hello hi hi yeah yeah no no you know just didn’t hang around okay that knows no nobody nobody yeah today oh yeah okay well I’ll see you later bye Sara shouldn’t you see me today well well that’s all about hmm maybe she wants a CD playback so what’s the attraction ELISA Oh skateboarding good you mean would you do it I’m cooking them walking is easy lazy I’m kind of busy at the moment Lucy my chocolate bring me anyway I was just asking yeah well the only woman in my life I’ve ever cared about it wasn’t computer-generated or a fictional FBI agent has just find out when I’ll to see me you picked a really weird time to take a spontaneous interest in my travel habits Thanks well let go get upset you hate skateboarding anyway you’re also in it’s childish it really pisses me off because it’s not I can’t I am calm what you’re going to take me to the ICAC q yeah well you know watch your own video all the stuff you’re saying about you’ve got seen on the big screen oh just sit close – petaling mm-hmm take care of yourself thank you [Music] [Music] as a guy he must fish up the drain wait telemazing daddy cool ow hi hi Tribune ah can you believe it you’ve actually gone out to meet her so I see all of my ex-boyfriends I see Mike’s girlfriends well not so much serious what never know they might get back together not that that was she wants him to sleep or she’s going to do is look really good you know to remind you of how much he likes her and say things like I’m just I’m really confused what kind of creature does that knowingly tortures from one does this satisfy her insanity how are you doing today by going to an exhibition later Sunday Eragon dades white paintings of the 20th century sounds riveting isn’t he the one who goes to white paintings hmm and us cheese cloth shirts I know who you mean do I come well what the thing is that I can’t really walk in these heels I’m also sitting down moving around okay I’ll pop back later if you change it shoes hi the boy just Hasker no you see dude and he didn’t yes II do don’t be silly [Music] have a gun team uh straight up with Dwayne [Music] [Music] Wow [Music] how did it go pretty good pretty good yep she split up with Dwayne right yes she said she was putting a little bit confused but basically I think she wants me back we’re going to meet at the Bell later on talking length right yes and I’ve got a funny feeling she’s gonna want me to move back in with her [Music] zanya doorbell I brought back from the shop it’s gonna be a surprise what a surprise good what do you mean you’ve got funny feeling just know you know I can read her like a book don’t judge a book by it’s cover see who dares wins not before you leap do you believe in life after love that’s a song how’d you know she’s not just gonna you know change your mind and dump you again it’s a doorbell again got it right i smite got taken for his revaluation hello Daisy until we think we should almost deliver tell me how Mike and myself became such good friends that’s quite an interesting story actually it happened when we were children a long long time ago Tim wha-what I can’t believe you want to move I don’t want to I don’t want to move out from you I just want to move in with her what was your problem I thought you’d be happy for me oh I am yes I am it’s not one debut you must have things you want you’re always going on about wanting to go to Asian to the Taj my land and complain about that yeah we are why not Asian I want to go and see the Taj Mahal the difference is the Taj Mahal didn’t speak with its boss behind my back break my heart yeah well it might if you go to Asia what’s the problem maybe she’s just worried about you stumbling blindly into a dual relationship getting Balio again well if Anton rose in this place and the friendship you’ve built up over the past six months clearly means a lot to him if it didn’t she wouldn’t be so bothered about your emotional well-being getting the car you big ape okay just be yourself okay don’t do anything artists really importantly you get it isn’t your fault it is my clue is isn’t it isn’t is is in why you are there is my fault Mike okay I know we were only little but I can still show you up that tree [Music] come on come on [Music] [Applause] [Music] if you haven’t jumped your retinas would still be attached you’d be in the regular army you know no that’s him just give me your best shot okay now you’re coming with me I’m not your dad Mike here’s your sandwiches I’ll pick you up at 5:00 and you Magn an unfriendly McNabb curly McManus can be right down now mr. waters you know we’re here today to ascertain whether or not you’re ready to rejoin the territorial army yes first of all it’s important for us to establish that you yourself understand the reasons for your original suspension I do sir go on in 1994 while on weekend maneuvers in France i commandeer the chieftain tank without the permission of my immediate superior I then attempted to invade Paris however on route I stopped off at Disneyland or Eurodisney as it was then caught and was subsequently apprehended on Space Mountain do you have any explanation that’s why you might have done this well so the time I was suffering serious emotional problems that were clearly affecting my judgment I’d immerse myself in a fantasy world of my own creation and as a result I became very insular non-communicative why do you think that one oh thanks for the shoes days oh you sure you don’t want to come no better not does it work to do [Music] tick tick tick take take continue eight going to pick up my sanity I yeah what can you make them will you get off my back I’m not on your back you are yeah I uh can feel here they’re like Jabba’s little maker hahaha what can’t you just wish me luck and say have a good time I’m not a hypocrite T I’m a lot of the wish you luck with something I think could be bad for you what can you pretend no you just don’t want me to move any idea what you don’t want me to move out do you think this is enough well I conceited it’ll shock you dance flatter yourself to think that I would stand in your way for my own end for your information I wouldn’t be sad if you moved out but it isn’t about me and your friend and friends are supposed to look out for each other and I think you’re making a mistake if you’re too stupid to see that and so on a friend you should point it out you well okay while we’re being friends maybe I should be a friend to you and point out to you that you’re just using my personal problems as another in a long line of excuses not to get out your bloody tie writer and do some work I am NOT avoiding what oh right okay well let’s have a party oh let’s do some theater let’s get a dog oh let’s spend hours in front of our bedroom Mirabeau going to as well I would research well you just keep telling yourself that Davey okay but I think I’m big enough and ugly enough to make my own mistakes well Sarah obviously does Nina Williams wind Davey Steiner when hahahahahahahahaha Oh Oh Masha Flo new bisley well yes I’m working but I could do with a breather listen I’ll come melt over here in you and Tim rowing really that’s all right which let us allow all right on a special vino collect folk once again the fruit of my loins is fucked off the top shot with the earth creeping well I just have the one I just saw that friend of yours twit leaving with Brian what’s that all about them and I they’re just going to an exhibition together is it serious tarragon dowdy oh yeah oh so lovely a clue Brian what’s going on between you and rice this one wore this one bombs this one guts guns guts and guns butterfly butterfly with a bomb sign limits what how does this make you feel [Music] nice welcome back Mike [Music] you [Music] Euan program yeah well one night I came up here they give me to let him stay because they couldn’t pay his rent we had a couple of bottles of duty-free grapper next thing I know I’m riding him like a bitch from El is we became lovers classes rent really did I leave it apposite ty the truth I’m not sure how interested he is in women [Music] this lesson I mean look at them Amy yeah so what are you and Tim been running about HSN wants to move out and trouble in paradise he says I was avoiding work well no don’t worry I’ll come back if he doesn’t are you going to cut me out no I like having you here I feel like I’ve always lived here I hope you never lose never lose [Music] [Music] so much I think got it on some work all right kitten I put it on another lie down anyone fish huh listen you can tell your friend twit freak enough bride who’s as in benefits come through and away haha [Music] [Music] between inspiring Thank You Bryan a place car Thanks oh my favorite well that I’ll see you exhibition or next week sounds good Amy remember chomps insect people matter feature luckily thinking afterwards yeah go for drink [Music] [Music] I’ve held you in my arms at thousand times close my eyes are known we would always be together I smiled you through your many lives and knowing and I’m thinking that eternity would be never the distance dulls the memory and bitter history goes hazy I realized my one true love it in fact a girl oh hi Joe Harris nice thanks I see if the murdering your was aprox I don’t you I guess we’ve got a lot to talk about yeah yeah I guess we have paper paper I need more paper [Music] [Applause] [Music] hello I did this name okay where are you I’m in a pod look she sounds you drink and not really Sara still I know she’s gone she might well you get in and I’ll see you in a few minutes all right mate hi writing oh yeah yep after you left with a sat down at my typewriter and just pulled out really yeah which is skincare do’s and dont’s sex and food the modern woman’s addiction and boggling is it a new tango we’re so it was research yeah so I’m thinking Bella the first to observe a furtive opening probably for the pain yeah I know and before you say anything it was my decision really yeah she wanted me back but I said no wow I just had a moment of clarity and I just I woke up you know but you know and you have an orgasm on your own you know you thought lying on the sofa watching some porn move you bought a drunken lonely night in Soho and and you’re lying now and everything is really great you know you’re getting totally turned on body’s absurdly graphic images everything seems so right you know and suddenly bingo you know you wake up and you’re lying there sweating desperately looking for the tissue which you just know is still in your pocket and the remote control which is somewhere on the floor and it’s like walking in on yourself you know it’s just like what are you doing that’s that’s how I felt tonight sitting here feeling my heart miserably every time the door opened you know the fuck are you doing well lovin it loadable white life just isn’t like the movies is it constantly led to believe in resolution in the reestablishment of the ideal status quo it’s just not true happy endings are a myth I’m going to make us feel better about the fact that life is just a thankless struggle [Music] you want to come here you know walk I think I do [Music] now I got a boy who’s always late it was time we made [Music] you know IQ [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] you anymore only when you are sometimes when you’re asleep on a beanbag [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] you [Music] you

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