Duet With Myself – EX GIRLFRIENDS SUCK

Duet With Myself – EX GIRLFRIENDS SUCK


Hey baby *bryan groaning off camera* Shut up Bryan! I wrote this song for you Bryan: You cheating swankified *bleep* Hey I’m filming here! Anyways, I-I hope this makes you happy. *piano music plays* I love your hair, your smile, your clothes Bryan: I love your fat abnormally large toes Shut up! You are ruining the video! Bryan: Scoot over! Yah, Yah you remember me? Bryan! Bryan: Yah well you should, cuz you took my heart out and shoved it down my esophagus. Bryan: Well, you should remember that. Okay? You cheated on me with my very own brother over here. You jerk! Let it go! dude, okay? that was like three months ago I’m trying to film something. Bryan: Fine but i’m not moving *starts to play again* I love your hair, your smile, your clothes Bryan: I love your cankles and your elephant nose. *plays again* I love your freckles and your eyes Bryan: Don’t forget about her thunder thighs Girl, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Bryan: It hurt, she landed on her face. Girl I need to put on my to-do-list. Bryan: or my hit list, whichever really works If you were a booger I’d pick you first Bryan: Well, I’d lick you first. What?!? Thats- thats so wrong, that’s disgusting Bryan: I would lick her, as in I would punch her in the face Bryan: I might make you look prettier Both: Girl, your everything I, Bryan: DON”T Both: want, you’re everything I Bryan: DON”T Both: need, without you I Barely, Bryan: can finally Both: Breathe Bryan: You’re so fat, you got arrested at the airport for 10 pounds of crack Bryan: Not even Clinton would sleep with you, when trucks stop they beep like you Bryan: No one wants to be with you. I never want to see you again Bryan: your like the elephant men, you look like you seriously stopped a van with Both: Your face Is like the sun Bryan: Yep, it burns my retinas You got beautiful puppy dog eyes Bryan: Maybe you should go to the vet, you smell like a pig, and look like a fish Bryan: If you were a cow, i’d put you right on a dish, You’re crazy like a monkey, you belong in a zoo Bryan: If you were a horse i’d turn you right into glue Your eyes are like a pond in which the fish of beauty swim Bryan: You have a mustache like my dad, you really need a trim. Both: All I really want to say is I Love Bryan: hate Both: You Bryan: I hope you die, you stupid *bleep* *Bryan slams on keys*

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