blackbear Does ASMR with Candy & Paint, Talks PINK ROLEX & Relationship Advice | Mind Massage | Fuse

blackbear Does ASMR with Candy & Paint, Talks PINK ROLEX & Relationship Advice | Mind Massage | Fuse


You’re watching “Mind Massage” with Black Bear. (click) (toothbrush brushing) (sizzling bacon) (flies buzzing) This is my Game Boy advance pack. Let’s find out what’s in it. (package crackling open) We have a, oh, wow this is fun. Wow, look at this. We’ve got a Sharpie right here. Let’s smell it. (sniffs) Wow. (sniffs) Wow. (sniffs) Wow. Okay, now that we’re feelin’ loose, I have a song called “Pink Rolex.” It’s the first song on my album. “Pink Rolex” is about material things and how they don’t matter, because why not just wear a daddy watch. (watch clicking) This watch is the type of watch you want. To get. It’s real stretchy, very unlike a Rolex. It’s very cheap, but this is a stretchy dad watch, for if you’re a daddy, like me. We have some paint bowls. We’re gonna put the paint in. First, we’re gonna take this parliament paper. Oh, that’s nice. We have some acrylic, pink paint. Bear Ross in this mo. We have different sized brushes for all the different little textures. We have salmon color. We have salmon. Fish are friends, not food. (nails scratching) Nice canvas. Let’s actually, let’s take that out of the paper. That sounds good, right. Yeah, that sounds good. (plastic tearing) Oh, wow, it’s like Christmas morning. The reason we’re painting today is because I’m an artist, an artist. Sometimes when I’m at home I like to put on Maroon 5, and I like to put on leggings, and I like to listen to ASMR while I paint and write songs. I like to start with just the edges. Let’s hear this, actually. This is great. Let’s start with the edges. (paint brush sliding) Oh, this is great. Okay, I’m gonna get the smaller brush. I’m just gonna dab off the skin, here. Wow. I’m doing my best to make a pink Rolex, but it’s looking more like a U-F-O, but that’s okay. ‘Cause we’re all artistic. We’re all superstars, right? Look at it just shining. Oh, wow, yeah that’s nice. This R watch looks more like a happy face that has whole ass U-F-O ass. Oh, we’re tippin’ the scales today, boy. Oh, man. I hope we’re not putting my ego and my confidence here because– Oh, this is great. We have Nerds. You know, I used to eat these as a child, but now it upsets my tummy. So today we’re just gonna play with them. This has to do with my song, “One-sided, One-sided, One-sided, One-sided Love.” As you can tell I’m very, very, very emotional. (Nerds pouring) (gasps) I should have warned you, I’m gonna pour the Nerds now. (Nerds pouring) Oh, wow, it’s okay to make a mess. Let’s balance this out by pouring some more Nerds into the right side. (Nerds pouring) (gasps) See, when somebody puts more into a relationship than the other person, it kinda tips the other way you know what I mean, in the other person’s favor. You wanna make sure, in a relationship, you give 100%. (Nerds pouring) Wow. A perfect balance. Now, let’s eat some. (eating) (chewing) (growling) For the next segment, I have a pen, here. It’s a pretty cool pen. (pen rolling) We also have a composition book. (pages flipping) I like to write most of my songs in my head, but if I were to write them on paper it would probably sound like the Eminem stan song. Hey, Em. I heard you been good lately. I hope you know I waited outside your show, in the pouring rain, for five hours. What the fuck, Em? Or I just close my eyes, like Tyler the Medium, and I just start making (pen scratching) until the ghosts start talking to me. I’m getting a grandmother. Were these her Nerds? (pen scribbling) Yes. I’m guessing this piece of paper has to do with my song, “Dead to Me”. ‘Cause it’s one of those songs you thought I wrote on pen and pad, but I wrote it in my phone. It’s about the end of a relationship, hoping to get closer, but there is no closer so you’re like, dead to the other person, and you’re like, they’re like dead to you, so, yeah that’s how that went. Thanks so much for tuning in. My name’s Black Bear. Oso Negro. I gotta go though. I got a show to play. Check out the album, “Anonymous”. It’s out now, and I’ll see you guys next time. Make sure you like and subscribe. Hello. Yeah, no, I’m doing ASMR. ASMR! Yeah, well don’t call me at a time like this. All right? Okay. (static)

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