After Ever After 3 – DISNEY PARODY

After Ever After 3 – DISNEY PARODY


If you’ve ever wondered why
Disney tales all end in lies Here’s what happened after all their dreams
came true Was gonna be a mighty king
Mufasa’s famous heir ZAZU: Well your little mane’s been lion tamed
By beasts who don’t fight fair I’ve turned into the main event
For soldiers big and small And now I dread my severed head
Might end up on your wall HUNTER: Let me help this African economy Oh my species is going extinct Everywhere you look, death Taking shots at my pride
Thanks for that petition To stop a straight up genocide
HUNTER: Scope set Rafiki’s brains are not a cure for AIDS Now ebonies need ivory for pay I don’t think Hamlet ended up this way Oh my species is going extinct Oh my species is go Every time I fly to town I grow up when I come down Now I’ve been stuck at age sixteen For eighty years of puberty
In unforgiving tights He’s upright, he’s upright, he’s upright TIGER LILY: We’re following his leader His leader
His leader We’re following his leader
Wherever he may bone Tee dum, Tee dee
My teedle-dee’s out to play It’s one for all
MERMAID: The mermaids are wet for days TIGER LILY: This engine’s revved
PIRATE: There’s only one booty for me Just a teedle ee rump
A teedle ee hump tee day Think of the fappiest thoughts WENDY: I’m a happy little thot Wendy is my special gal MERMAID: She’s like 90 WENDY: I’m down
The dentures never bite He’s upright, he’s upright, he’s upright PIRATE: Hope he’s bi He’s upright Save my soul Herc was on a roll Now every god and goddess here is begging to atone Replaced by intelligent design The new guy’s rolling by and turning water
into wine The Roman’s are chanting
Christo, Christo He’s a godsend
Bigger than Nero Out with the old in with the Jew Hero to Christo God’s honest truth Hero to Christo JESUS: Hey Herc, you’re screwed The Jesus freak is super weak JESUS: I’m so devine JESUS: You see I came inside a virgin’s bod So have I I threw him in the Colosseum A lion a la carte Three days went by he zombified And rose up in search of hearts I’m a prisoner of war ISIS blew up my city They’re throwing me off a building Cause they think that I like guys
A holy war An old fantastical point of view Carpet was burned alive Streamed nation wide I can’t go back to where I used to thieve Every turn suicide A hundred thousand children plead The toppling of Agrabah
With Sharia Law Stop this holy war before we’re through
JASMINE: A holy war Unholy war
JASMINE: That’s where we’ll be Just refugees
JASMINE: Send helping hands Instead of bans
For you and me The lions are gone Hair on my junk Jesus is a hunk Screw Trump

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