#AAAGirls: Alaska gets painted by Courtney

#AAAGirls: Alaska gets painted by Courtney


Willam: Oh no! W: We’re all gonna paint each other Courtney: Willam wants to be painted by Alaska [W: Yeah, ’cause I want to look good] and she wants to paint me W: ‘Cause I don’t trust her Alaska: I’m scared. So you’re painting me? C: Yeah A: Now are we doing a full… you’re gonna turn… you’re gonna give me a Courtney Act treatment C: It’s like Derrick Barry as Britney Spears as Alaska Thunderfuck as Courtney Act A: So you’re gonna hair me [C: Yeah] , you’re gonna paint me, you’re gonna dress me [C: Yeah] A: I’m gonna look fucking ugly. C: Now I get to sit on the bouncy ball C: Willam just did my face, Alaska’s gonna do Willam’s face and now I’m going to do Alaska’s face C: Which Alaska’s concerned about but I’m actually really excited about A: I’m scared. A: I have faith in you as a make-up artist A: I think you’re really good at make-up but you also have a tiny little bird head that is just a beautiful woman’s little face A: And, um, I’m not saying that I’m not beautiful A: I’m just saying I’m much bigger than you C: But on like the cover of ‘Anus’, you’re wearing Chapstick and mascara A: Do you know who has shot that photo? [C: Who?] A: Austin Young and [C: It didn’t look like that in the camera!] Austin Young has- has dabbled in Photoshop A: Let’s just say that A: No one understood what the fuck was going on but basically we dressed up as each other A: So I did Courtney, Willam did Alaska and, um, Courtney did Willam A: And so we went out on stage to a bunch of perplexed faces W: We got read. A couple of people read us W: They were like *mockingly* “that’s what you come to Australia and do blah blah blah” W: “We want Courtney Act” A: I don’t think anyone actually said that C: Do you normally glue down your eyebrows? A: Sure do A: They are long and strong [C: They are long and strong] and they get the friction on W: Guys sit on your face a lot too A: The ‘Hurricane Bianca’ premiere is at 7 A: I need to get completely out of drag and get re-back in drag so I don’t look like a fucking man C: You just wait. [A: Alright] You’re gonna be surprised A: I used to shave my eyebrows off W: We were all doing that for a while C: I never did that A: But now I- now that I’ve grown them back I have such a love and respect for them that I never want to touch them A: Like even you tearing one out hurts my soul C: Oh, sorry A: Again, another casualty that you don’t have to deal with A: ‘Cause you have a little, blonde, five hairs on each eyebrow A: The glue-stick is merely a formality A: This is Dorothy Zbornak A: The back says Zbornak A: OCC sent me some brushes W: Yeah, I like you A: I like that… C: You look, um, different C: You look like a little boy for some reason W: Is that layer of eyebrow glue gonna dry? [C: Yeah. I just put another one on] A: I’m wearing my- I’m wearing my natural eyes so I can be like Courtney Willam: Ooooohh! A: I usually have brown eyes in drag W: You had blue yesterday but that was for Rose, right? A: Yeah. She was a character W: Purist A: This is like getting a massage A: Like a shiatsu where they go ‘gugugugu’ A: But on your face W: Um, these nuts are peppery A&W: “These pretzels are making me thirsty” A: I think it’s from – Kramer was on a tv show or movie and that was his one line C: He was in a commercial and that was his one line, yeah A: Um well, what I do to convert makeup to night is I just fucking take black and just intensify everything W: I just suck dick C: You use black on your face? W: Courtney had a black once, remember? W: Remember when Courtney had a black? A: You’re still putting glue on? C: Yeah. You have unruly eyebrows C: They’re not unruly; they’re just coarse W: She called you a horse? W: What did she say about your pores? W: You’ve used so much fucking glue W: That’s never gonna dry A: *In an Australian accent* Do you have a hair dryer? W: Maybe downstairs. Do you want me to check? C: We don’t need a hair dryer W: No, it’s in the cabinet A: Miss Fame uses a hair dryer W: Do you have any tattoos? A: No W: Do you? C: No W: I’m the only AAA girl with a tattoo C: Is it that thing in [A: in your mouth] your mouth? W: Yeah A: I want to get, um, did you ever watch ‘Pete and Pete’? [W: Yeah] A: He has the beautiful woman on his arm and he can make her dance. [W: Yeah] A: I wanna get her W: That’d be cool W: Aww, nineties C: I just heard P&P C: And that was the time I made Willam laugh water out of her nose C: And some form of savoury snack that she was gorging herself on W: More marshmallows C: Sorry C: Thanks W: My ear popped. That was nice C: Do you contour? A: What? W: You come forward? A: Are you – [C: Do you contour?] are you making a joke? C: No C: I’m just trying to think ’cause like… A: Are you being cruel? C: No because you look so beautiful and like… W: Why does it look like she has a skin graft over her eyebrow? C: Because she does A: Yes. I contour for fuck C: My foundation takes the most time out of all the makeup W: Tick-tock A: She’s not even paying attention to what she’s doing A: She’s just looking at what you’ve got in the bag C: Close your eyes W: What you got in that bag? A: Someone told me I should get filler right here A: I think Carmen Carrera told me to [W: Of course] A: I was like “I am not putting anything in there” W: Bitch, that bitch falls on anybody’s needle W: She certainly does W: Some more powder A: *Coughs* W: Look at this cute picture of the top three C: Well, we launched our new ‘Wigs by Vanity’ website C: A new store C: And we finally, like, we got all of our stock. We got lots of stock and we got ready to do a really big push C: ‘Cause like, after ‘Drag Race’ we didn’t do – we didn’t take full advantage of the fact that Vanity and I have a wig company C: Yeah, and so we just kind of got the website ready C: We’ve filmed a jingle C: And… we thought- W: You do a jangle? W: You are all one colour C: Fifty shades of beige C: Look up W: *sings* Sometimes I rim W: I get to pick what Courtney wears, right? A: You have to put her in classic Willam hair W: M’kay A: So like beachy, beautiful curls W: How about a beachy braid? C: Crusty A: Blonde with a root [C: One chunky section] W: I got – I got blonde C: No I’m not going to – oh god! Sorry C: I’m meant to do the arrarrghhhhh A: You look like ET in drag W: How did you flatten a pot sticker then glue it over her eyebrow like that? A: Oh my god! W: Oh this is my book W: Let me see. Let’s go to the chapter on eyebrows W: “If you have to glue them down, do your thing but do thin layers of glue letting each dry thoroughly or it will look like you used Ore-Ida instant mashed potatoes” C: Open a little C: That one is beautiful C: This one I’m gonna need to- A: Have a Jessica Rabbit bang over one eye A: If you put me in a fucking Wispie, we’re never talking again A: I’ll disband the AAAs right here and now W: Last in, first out A: Do you put blush on the nose too? C: Mm-hmm W: No. On your nose? A: I’ve just started doing it C: We need just a little more contour and- A: *Australian Accent* There we go! Alright! W: Are you a spring? Or late spring? A: It’s the tiniest little brush A: Do you know what I use to contour my face? C: What? A: I use that colour and I use that brush. This exact brush A: Don’t do it now. You’re doing you C: Good point A: We have to display how [W: little she knows] terrible you are at makeup All: Resting on pretty! W: How are those pillowcases? W: I still haven’t gotten mine, even though it was our idea C: Hey Rich, where are- are they- oh, we haven’t opened that box yet C: I think they’re… [R: They’re actually in the trunk of my car right now] Oh! W: You’re using an eyeshadow brush to contour! W: I just clocked that too. [A: Tiniest little brush!] W: That’s your sister Courtney! Courtney, that’s your sister C: Open your eyes and look at me C: Okay I can see- oh. Right, got it [W: *Laughing*] A: Oh, what? C: That was what Raja did to Willam A: I could fall to sleep right now All: *Singing* I could fall asleep right now C: Look up C: Do you normally cut your- trim your lashes? A: I do ’cause I don’t like dragged down at the ends A: Luckily all the- all the hair will really soften it out too C: Yeah it’ll blend out that- A: That tiny [W: The Marilyn] tiny… W: The Marie! Don’t worry I brought the Marilyn too! A: The tiniest Marilyn A: I have more hair right now than I’m gonna have with that fucking wig on my head W: Wig is generous W: *Singing* Oh yeah. Wanna be my contour? Oh yeah. With a really small brush W: We all have blue eyes, kind of C: And we all played Joseph in some form or another W: Well we were real ones. You were a talent show one C: Yeah. True C: Doesn’t she look pretty? W: She looks beautiful A: I believe you C: No looking at your- [A: I’m not] C: That’s the black. Shit. I have to start again. C: I think I’m done W: Oh yeah A: Buy Kaleidoscope on iTunes W: I’m gonna be so pretty C: What do you think Alaska will think of the makeup I’ve done on her? W: Um- C: Like honestly C: Like ’cause she’s really scared at the moment C: She’s thinks that she’s gonna look like a beast W: Who said that? C: She thinks that like, my makeup will be too soft C: So do you think that she’ll like it? W: Yeah. I think that she’ll- she sees the bright side in everything C: That’s not the- W: Plus she’s taking half of it off with that turkey burger W: Um, I think it looks great W: You know when you’re across the street and you see a woman and you’re like ‘hey’ W: And then you get up close and you’re like ‘oooh’ W: It’s… um W: Ooh, fries A: What you’re saying is I look like a fucking dog up close but great from afar A: It is the Courtney Act W: It’s just not a woman W: Her one eyebrow looks like it’s mad at me C: It is C: I drew that on on behalf of me W: Oh, I see W: But why didn’t you glue hair into her ears? C: Errr, what? C: I did C: I hand-knotted her ear lobes [A: Lace front]. Lace front ear lobes W: Ooooh! Oooh! Now I know why you do it W: Aaah! Oooh! C: Are we going to the Bianca Del Rio ‘Hurricane Bianca’ premiere [W: I am] like this? W: I am W: You guys don’t have to C: But you’re not wearing that hair- you’re not wearing that hair are you? A: I’m not going out of the house like this A: It’s not that- no it’s not that I- it’s- okay C: You don’t look like you. That’s the point A: Exactly. I don’t look like- I don’t… A: I don’t want to have my picture taken on a red carpet when I don’t look like myself C: It’s not the Emmy’s! A: It’s bigger than the Emmy’s W: Hey! Subscribe to all our channels ’cause that’s what youtubers do. Bye *Background Music* Puppet (Instrumental) by Alaska

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